Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Theatre of Dreams

I was in the "Theatre of Dreams" early doors tonight, which is Baroque, the pub where nut balancing was born, and a revolutionary technique came to me in a vision.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT OUT! I'll tell you soon enough if it works. I reckon the record is there to be broken.

I also had a super cool idea that, if the pints of £2 Budels lager hadn't knobbled me, I would have pimped to the manager. To wit: a brass plaque commemorating the day the sport was invented to be screwed to the table where it all happened.

Surely, they'd go for it and maybe they'd give us a few pints of Budvar Black?

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